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Sunday, 4 December 2011

Album 156: The Band

They have beards. It's just the sort of music you can imagine men with beards like that made at the end of the 60s. You couldn't have a beard like that if you were doing folk or prog-rock or glam or any of the other music the early 70s were known for. Even the Beatles didn't have beards like that in '69.

If you're going to call your band that name, you'd better have better tunes than this.


4/10
The Band – The Band

Advent Avatar


One day late, I've decided to do something for Advent. Of course, it's weird being an
atheist doing anything vaguely associated with the coming of The Christ; but if Christians can recycle the germanic fertility festival of Eostre as a celebration of resurrection - why not?

Anyways each of the days leading up to Christmas, I'm changing my Twitter avatar to that of a character or historical figure who has, in some way, influenced me. I'd struggle to call them either heroes or role models, because often they're not; but I am who I am because of how their life has made a gravity well through which my life has tumbled through like a comet stumbling through the social universe with little more than an ability to make convoluted metaphors and write sentences that go on on and on until they are stopped in a way that seems more like a mercy killing than a conclusion.

Still with me? Good, here's the people so far:

December 1: I hadn't thought of this yet
December 2: Oscar Wilde, a genius of the Victorian age before being crushed by it's dark side.



















December 3: Eric Blair, an author who saw clearly














December 4th: Matt Stone and Trey Parker - Cultural commentators and comic writers.










December 5th: Ada Lovelace - Computer Programmer


December 6th:
Neal Stephenson: Author and Technology Writer. Second Life is based on one of his books.


December 7th: Linus Torvalds - Father of Linux

Kev

December 8th: Emmeline Pankhurst - Political Activist



December 9th: Groucho Marx - Iconoclast













December 10th: Douglas Adams - Philosopher














December 11th: Christa McAuliffe - teacher and almost astronaut














December 12th: Edgar Allen Poe - Tortured soul and birdwatcher













December 13th - Alan Turing. A great warrior.

December 14th - Isaac Asimov.


December 15th: William Blake - an old romantic.













December 16th: Number 6 - "a free man"










December 17th: John Peel - supporter of youth culture











December 18th: Terry Pratchett - author













December 19th: MC Escher - imaginer of the impossible














December 20th: Eleanor Roosevelt - Human Rights Champion













December 21st: Johnny Marr - Musician and Diplomat of Divas











December 22nd: Sam Lowry (from the film: Brazil) - dreamer in a world of nightmares.














December 23rd: Steven Spielberg: Creator of Films














December 24th: Bill Hicks: Legendary Comedian


Thursday, 3 November 2011

Album 86: Mr. Tambourine man

Saccharine is ok in small doses.

3/10
Mr. Tambourine Man - The Byrds

Album 767: Tuesday Night Music Club

When I first heard All I Wanna Do I was irritated by how a fairly decent piece of slide guitar was ruined by Ms Crow whining about how 'everyone around here is boring, doesn't anyone wanna part-ay??'.

The album from which it came from continues in much the same vein. Decent musicianship and production covered by a drawl that, in varying degrees of unintelligibility, says nothing to me about my life. She could easily have been a candidate on American Idol.

3/10

Tuesday Night Music Club - Sheryl Crow

Tuesday, 1 November 2011

Album 491: Kilimanjaro

Fairly standard early 80s English new wave, frequently marred by a nasty horn section. When they lose the horns, such as in Treason, they're ok; but no Echo and the Bunneymen.

Kilimanjaro - The Teardrop Explodes
4/10

Album 222: a coat of many colours

Considering I never wanted to listen to this album, it could have been worse. Predictable but inoffensive.

Dolly Parton: A coat of many colours
http://open.spotify.com/album/0ihBM9U8RmU99Z3amECh60
4/10

Sunday, 30 October 2011

Tuesday, 25 October 2011

What's this #1001albumchallenge thingy?

Just an update for those who are curious and confused about these "Album XX" posts: I'm currently doing a 1001 album challenge - that is I'm listening to each album on a "1001 albums you must listen to before you die" list, posting a tiny review and a score out of 10.

It seemed a good idea at a time.

Album 87: Forever changes

Whilst this is musically foreign territory, I can imagine the initial song Alone again or being rediscovered in a cult firm just as Caught in the Middle with You and Miserlou were by Tarrantino.  The rest of the songs are lacking by comparison, but are passable.

Love: Forever changes
4/10

Album 800: A Northern Soul

For all it's epic grandeur, this is a tedious album.  What should be majestic ends up cacophonous.  The Verve went on to do some better songs with their next album, but here it just comes across at an attempt to swagger an imitation of being The Doors.

3/10
The Verve - A northern soul

Monday, 24 October 2011

Album 13: Kenya

More bedrock for modern music. It underpins so much, but that doesn't take away from it being rather dull - no matter how fast they bang those congas.

2/10
Machito – Kenya

Sunday, 23 October 2011

Album 656: Doolittle

Nearly all the tracks from the Greatest Hits compilation Death to the Pixies are here, highlighting a great Amercian alternative rock band. Their big hit, Monkey gone to Heaven, and the end-title track to Fight Club, Where is my mind? are the stand-out tracks from a band whose most song-titles could be the titles of ultra-low-budget horror films.

8/10
Pixies - Doolittle

Album 941: Melody AM

At this stage, these masters of synth hadn't quite matured the sound to make an album as great as Junior (2009) or Senior (2010), but great listening all the same.

7/10
Royksopp - Melody AM

Album 871: Celebrity Skin

Great on performance, not so great on the songwriting in my opinion. Pleasant but, with the exception of the title track, forgettable.

6/10

Album 665: En-tact

So this is what magic mushrooms do to you.

Better than you might imagine, not a hint of "Eeeze are Good", but a hardly spectactular set of early 90s dance tunes. The Orb's Adventures Beyond the Ultraworld is a much better example of this style of music, and is sadly missing from this list.

3/10
The Shamen: En-Tact

Saturday, 15 October 2011

Album 886: The man who

Music to overdose to. Whilst drowning. Maybe let's throw in some fatal injury that you're slowly bleeding to death from. Certainly there's no energy to do anything to avoid an eternity in spirit-crushing limbo or speed an exit from a world that is so tired of people complaining about the rain.

I like melancholy. This is something beyond, something damp.

Thank the maker this is their only album on this list, now cheering myself up by listening to Joy Division.

Travis - The Man Who
1/10

Album 251: Transformer

Another album that would be lost in the loft because of the tedious mucking about with CDs in the digital age. An album I mostly love, particularly as Walk on the wild side is so much better here than in clips and covers since. Not every song hits the mark, but most are precious stars.

Lou Reed – Transformer
8/10

Album 928: Our Aim is to Satisfy

While they sound nothing like them, this act reminds me of the KLF. Beautifuly strange, frequently instrumental, noticeably influenced by the previous 5 years of underground music (rave in KLF's case, urban in Red Snapper's). Not as far out electronica as say, Lemon Jelly, but still marvelous.

Red Snapper – Our Aim is to Satisfy
7/10

Album 528: War

A U2 where they were still learning how to be an American Sell-out act, before the excess of Zooropa or the financial hypocrisy that has soured Bono's third world ambitions. The songs are good, New Year's Day is excellent and well performed. Makes a nice change from tedious songs like Elevation.

U2 - War
5/10

Album 328: Go Girl Crazy!

An unbearable imitation of Gary Glitter.

The Dictators - Go Girl Crazy
0/10

Album 489: Dare!

From an era where instruments would suddenly change sound because cheap capacitors would burn out, a great album where you can feel the band playing with the rules. Sometimes the experiments fail, but the overall sound is much better. Definitely not the one hit wonder that Don't you want me? might suggest.

Dare! - The Human League
7/10

Friday, 14 October 2011

Album 258: The Slider

Pleasant but with all the depth of tin foil. Occasionally (Metal Guru) it works, often it just repeats a nice hook to tedium. Are you my main man, are you? The last song asks. Not really.

5/10th
T-Rex: The Slider

Monday, 10 October 2011

Goodbye 33

The best of times, the worst of times.

As someone said "it continues".

Tuesday, 27 September 2011

Album 101: I had too much to dream last night

Just the right side of quirky, just the right side of psychedelic rock. It's as if The Monkees were taking themselves seriously, but of course not too seriously.

7/10

Album 663: Straight Outta Compton

Awww bless.

5/10

Album 652: 808:90

I can see why this album is on this list, and Pacific 202 deserves it's place in the breakthrough triad of early 90s dance music singles along with Little Fluffy Clouds and Papua New Guinea. Unfortunately it's a bit dull by comparison with albums by The Orb or Orbital.

808 state: 808:90
5/10

Monday, 26 September 2011

Album 345: A night at the opera

A great album should be more than the sum of it's songs. It should flow and develop as a whole. Queen definitely achieve this here, much to the benefit of the painful You're my best friend. Some great work from their "no synths" period, and it annoys me that none of their 80s albums, where they embraced electronica, are on this list.

Special mention to '63 possibly the greatest Country ballad I've heard.

8/10

Album 45: A girl named Dusty

Some songs I knew, some songs I didnt, all delivered in a beautiful way. Dusty deserves to be known for more than just her contribution to the Pulp Fiction soundtrack.

Dusty Springfield - A girl named Dusty
7/10

Album 371: The Stranger

Mostly tedious.

Billy Joel - The Stranger
4/10

Album 712: Your Arsenal

We hate it when our idols become idiots.

Or at least I do, I ignored Gold against the Soul at it's release because of Nicky Wire's pathetic comments about whether Michael Stipe had AIDS. Similarly, I despaired of Morrissey's antics at Madstock, where he appeared to be championing a political movement that wants to build a Britain that has no place for the likes of me or him.

And this album has several wonderful songs; but with The National Front Disco in the middle, it's not one I want to listen to again. It's like discovering The Flight of the Valkyries includes calls to slaughter Englishmen.

Not even the end-riff from Rock N Roll Suicide "taken on loan" beautifully in I know it's going to happen someday can lift my spirit from it.

4/10

Sunday, 25 September 2011

Album 781: Snivilisation

Another album that, in my opinion of course, is not as good as one of its sequels. In this case, in sides and Halcyon are both much better. Certainly there's nothing here as awe inspiring as their reworking of the Doctor Who theme (Doctor?) or as fresh as their breakthrough single Chime. A shame.

Orbital: Snivilisation
6/10

Album 505: Pelican West

This band sound like a very poor cousin of at least a dozen new wave bands, however Ive never heard them on an 80s compilation.  There are very good reasons for that.

Haircut 100: Pelican West
0/10

Album 206: If only I could remember my name

I'm not a fan of 70s folk rock. However, there's nothing wrong with this album. Occasionally nice, mostly forgetable though.

5/10

Album 806: Timeless

I've always liked Goldie's Inner City Life, but wasn't prepared for to enjoy this so much. Sounding often like a soundtrack for a gritty romance set in the time of Blade Runner, this draws on many urban music genres to expand further the soundscape of harsh rhythm and rolling strings and vocals.

Some might find this consciousness expanding.

8/10

Saturday, 24 September 2011

Album 484: Architecture and Morality

Haunting ephemeral electronica. However, with the exception of Souvenir none of the songs reach the heights of Enola Gay or Pandora's Box.

Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark – Architecture And Morality
7/10

Album 538: Purple Rain

I've long despaired of the antics of the artist not yet known as the artist formerly known as a symbol. If he made decent music, maybe things would be different; but this isn't a good album by any means. The worst thing about it is that some of the songs are quite good, but the execution is awful.

There should be a term for songwriters who write decent songs, but then perform them badly. When doves cry is great when it's covered, and I'm sure I would die 4U would be the same.

2/10

Friday, 23 September 2011

Album 463: The Ace of Spades

70s metal infused with the speed and frenzy of punk. Every song as intense as the overplayed title track. Very enjoyable.

7/10

Monday, 19 September 2011

Great North Run: Memories

Some memories to hold of the great north run:
  • Members of the public offering out random foodstuffs.
  • The children offering their hands for Hi-5s
  • The quasi-football chants echoing through the concrete underpasses in Newcastle
  • The changing landscape: Urban to industrial estate to retail park to suburban to high street to beach
  • Having someone step on my shoe, pulling it off, as we were walking to the start
  • The costumed, overheating after 2 miles, walking with costumes unzipped.
  • A red arrow skimming the sea. I missed the main displays, starting too far back to see anything past the initial flyover and finishing too late to see anything but the last elements of the final display.
  • As someone near me said "the restful pitter-patter, like raindrops" as our footsteps echoed back from the city buildings
  • Hunting, like the guy behind me and the girl in front, through the goodie bag unsure of where the medal was. I was sure it was in there somewhere, they weren't sure at all.
  • Scenes identical to Monty Python's Marathon for the Incontinent throughout.
  • Being startled by the number of Steel Bands there are on Tyneside
  • Sprinting from the final turn to the finish (as I couldn't see it from then), and then having to go back over the finish line to recover my baseball cap (which served very well to keep the sunshine out of my eyes at 2 miles and then kept the torrential rain out of my eyes at 7 miles), as it had blown off.
Whilst the BBC highlights programme (that we only just made it back for) focused heavilly on the elite races and two charity causes, the great north run isn't about a race. It's about 40,000 odd races. Each of us, running their individual race for their individual reasons. In the pens at the start they took a break from the psyching-you-up-for-a-race music to play a very decent version of Abide with me, for everyone to take a few moments to remember their reasons. For the rest of us, most of them were clearly written on their rear-number-plates.

I did get a bit sick of the theme to Local Hero, mind.

Above all, the event brought to mind when Diana's body was driven north after her funeral, and everyone was throwing flowers onto the car. I'd never seen that done before, but it came natural for so many people to do that together.

Great North Run: Initial Datacrunching

I'll post my thoughts on competing in this year's Great North Run later, but as I thought I'd share some initial data-crunching with you.

54,000 places were awarded.

Of these 37,491 people finished. I haven't seen numbers for how many people started, so I can't say how many didn't start (e.g. injured beforehand and so deferred) compared to those that started and couldn't finish.

22,133 of the finishers were male, 15358 were female.

I was the 25,125th fastest overall, the 11,532th fastest under 35yr old and the 17,387th fastest male.

Still very happy, all the same

Figures derived from Great North Run website: http://www.greatrun.org/Results/

Wednesday, 14 September 2011

Album 810: Better living through chemistry

Great, but the secret sauce that infused the sequel, You've come a long way baby, isn't that obvious. Like the third album, Halfway between the gutter and the stars, the sound is more club-orientated. If you like the second half of You've come a long way baby, then you'll probably like this - definitely more Love Island than Rockafeller Skank.

Tuesday, 13 September 2011

Cold calling charities

Where I live in North Yorkshire, there are a lot of elderly and vulnerable people nearby. A couple of years ago, North Yorkshire County Council's Trading Standards established a "No-cold calling" zone on my estate.

From their website:"Trading Standards has seen an increase in the number of serious cases it has dealt with arising from doorstep incidents and it has therefore begun a programme of establishing 'No Cold Calling Zones' in neighbourhoods where all the residents do not want any cold callers. The zones are highlighted by displaying notices throughout the area warning traders that it is a 'No Cold Calling Zone'. If traders do cold call, Trading Standards or the police will attend and take whatever action is appropriate."

It's worked well, gone are the people selling cheap electricity, roof repairs and the like. However, today a team of people came down our street knocking on the doors. They were MacMillan Cancer Support volunteers.

When I was doorstepped, they told me that they weren't cold-calling, which they were. So I terminated our discussion over whether I'd like to give them money for their worthy cause there. I don't see how tactics that annoys me is intended to make me support them, but it's not me that I'm concerned about. I'm concerned about the other residents of this estate who might not find it so easy to say no.

I'm not saying McMillan don't do a valuable job. Of course I'm not, and I know they need to raise money somehow - I just don't agree with the tactics I experienced today. Certainly when I've been involved in raising money for the local Sue Ryder hospice or the Yorkshire Air Ambulance we didn't do anything antagonistic.

So, in true affluent 21st century style, I posted on Twitter: ". I've just had 1of your volunteers cold calling at my home. I live in a no-cold-calling area. Do you believe you're exempt?"

Not 10 minutes later they responded " Hi, sorry to hear that, if you send us some more details we'll look into that for you ". Delighted at that response, so we'll see how this pans out.

Monday, 12 September 2011

Album 495: The Visitors

The final ABBA studio album, a very tired affair. Tired music, tired style and apparently tired of each other. At best a pale imitation of Goldfrapp's Head First.

2/10
ABBA - The Visitors

Sunday, 11 September 2011

Album 158: Kick out the Jams

I didn't think that rock music got so angry back in the 60s. Punk arrived a decade early.

6/10

Album 214: Live at the Fillmore East

Just look at that photo: It's the 70s, and they have substantial facial hair. It sounds exactly like you would imagine, only much better.

6/10

Album 458: Fresh fruit for rotting vegetables

A band who delight in shock value isn't necessarily a bad thing, particularly when their songs are well crafted. So whilst I'm not going to suggest my parents listen to this album, it's still fabulous. Just the song titles give a good indication of how offensive this album is, so if you're offended just listen to the final track, which is one of the best covers of Viva Las Legas.

8/10

Album 307: Autobahn

A 22 minute track about motorways? Yes, and it's brilliant, as are the remaining tracks on this album.

8/10

Sunday, 4 September 2011

Album 62: Pet Sounds

The entire album sounds sugar coated, even the Sloop John B sounds performed with big smiles on their faces. 

Perhaps this is genuinely how California felt 45 years ago, but these songs "say nothing to me about my life".

Pet Sounds: The Beach Boys
3/10

Saturday, 3 September 2011

Album 618: Green

I've had a love-hate relationship with REM for as long as I can remember. Some of their songs are amazing, others are dull. This album is mostly dull. Songs like Orange Crush and Stand are fabulous, the rest are already forgotten.

Part of me wants regrets the speed by which I'm going through this 1001 album list, and thinks that if I listened to this album a few times it would grow on me; however I've listened to Automatic for the People, Out of Time and Reveal many times and a lot of the album tracks just don't grab me.

Album 271: (Pronounced 'Lĕh-'nérd 'Skin-'nérd)

As I go through the many old albums on this list, it occasionally feels like I'm touring French castles that were massively significant in their day but are relics now. This is one of them.

The only thing I knew about Lynyrd Skynyrd is a story that their concerts would be interrupted halfway through by the crowd chanting "Play Freebird", and there is an essence of them being a one-hit wonder trying to escape from the magnificence of that song. Some of the tracks are great, others aren't; the style of blues influenced Southern US rock isn't particularly to my taste; but they play it much better here than I've heard from other bands.

5/10

Friday, 2 September 2011

Album 273: Aladdin Sane

Bowie being Bowie at the time where Bowie was at the top of his game. However, it's not as good as Ziggy Stardust, and the piano gets a bit tiresome at times. I've marked it down because the album version of The Prettiest Star is a mess and I love the single version, otherwise a decent enough album.

5/10

Thursday, 1 September 2011

Album 770: Smash

The album before they hit the mainstream with the Pretty Fly for a white guy single and it's parent album Americana, here is Offspring still raw and ambitious. This album contains their two best singles: Come out and Play and Self Esteem, both were big in indie rock circles at the time. Did Offspring help bring Emo to the mainstream? No sure - but this is a great album of self aware rock.

8/10

Album 279: Berlin

Not a bad album, just one that doesn't seem to make much sense on the first listen. I'm looking forward to revisiting his earlier Transformer album (no 251) which if I recall sounds so much better.

4/10

Monday, 29 August 2011

Album 496: The Lexicon of Love

And I thought the 80s reached their trough of naffness in the works of WHAM.

2/10

Album 593: Music for the Masses

The first new album from this 1001 album list that Ive really wanted to go back and listen to again. And again. And again.

Ive heard most of depeche mode's singles and played violator to death as a student. But this is the first time Ive heard this masterpiece of menacing beauty.

Depeche Mode - Music for the Masses
9/10

Album 833: Antichrist Superstar

A foolish choice. If the authors wanted a token album by the 90s Alice Cooper, then the later album Mechanical Animals does a much better range of this band's style of shock industrial goth than this shoutfest that has little to commend it than the breakthrough single, the beautiful people.

Marilyn Manson - Antichrist Superstar
3/10

Album 956: Stripped

An album that belongs on no greatest list. This is the sound of X factor relating stories off Jerry Springer.  Dire well before you get to drrrty (spelling indeterminate). She has a voice, but what she does with it isnt worth the bandwidth.

Stripped: Christina Aguilera

1/10 - this album brought us the song beautiful, the magnificence of which has nothing to do with Christina.

Friday, 26 August 2011

Album 830: Second toughest in the infants

Excellent mix of 90s fastpaced electro and dance club music. Not as good as Orbital, but still fabulous

8/10

Album 71: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme

This album brings to mind the building in Bradford which, I am reliably informed, is so absolutely awful that it has been granted listed status so that it remains forever as a reminder of what monstrosities you can create with concrete and how the mistakes of the 60s should never be forgotten.

Thursday, 25 August 2011

Album 814 : Odelay

Are these songs? Or is this noise? Beautiful, eclectic, surprising noise.

Not so keen on the drawling vocals but otherwise a decent album

7/10

Saturday, 20 August 2011

Album 824: Roots

Sepultura growl a lot, don't they?

3/10

Album 96: Surrealistic Pillow

While a long fan of White Rabbit, and a grudging convert to Somebody to Love after the constant play of a dance track which sampled it, I'm not keen on the rest of the tracks on this album. Interesting snapshot of where US folk rolk tipped into psychaedelic but "not to my taste"

4/10

Album 508: Thriller

The singles from this album are Michael Jackson at his greatest. The other tracks are... not to my taste. A classic album definitely.

Certainly this is a more genuine, innocent and likable Michael Jackson than the one that's bad or saving the world.

9/10

Thursday, 18 August 2011

Album 822:Oedipus Schmoedipus

An album which could be the soundtrack to dreams you've forgotten. Unfortunately, only the first track ("Set the controls for the heart of the pelvis" featuring Jarvis Cocker) stands out making this feel like an extended EP. Disappointing.

5/10
Barry Adamson – Oedipus Schmoedipus

Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Album 10: Brilliant Corners

Proper basement-jazz-club stuff. Animal could have almost have been derived from the drummer. Two very decent tracks, the others don't quite engage me. Not enough to turn me into a jazz fan, but a lot better than others I've heard
5/10

Thelonious Monk – Brilliant Corners

Album 823: Come find yourself

It used to be a cliché that albums were a few singles with a few boring songs to pad it out to 12 inches of vinyl. Fun Lovin' Criminals reverse that.  The single that was played to death for ten years or so - Scooby Snacks-  is easily the weakest track on this, their debut album. Their eponymous opening track, also a single at the time is more indicative of their mix of hip hop and alt rock.

7/10

Album 14: This is Little Richard

Two decent songs, but the rest sound like remixes. I know this was the era where the 12 bar blues was law, but there's not enough variation or development to sustain interest.

3/10

Sunday, 14 August 2011

Album 828: Murder Ballads

Whilst I remember with affection the Nick Cave/Kylie Minogue duet Where the Wild Roses Grow, I'd forgotten just how gorgeous Henry Lee was. The rest of this album is similarly wonderful.

Scoring low only because this sort of ballad is a bit slow-paced for me; but it's perfect material for the Bad Seeds.


8/10

1001 albums experiment: Update

Ok, this game is going better than I thought; for those joining late here's the rules, somewhat updated.

I'm trying to listen to every album in the '1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die' book, as listed here. I'm listening to each on Spotify, and will then write a paragraph or two about the album on this blog. For albums not on Spotify, I'll decide whether to buy it from 7music or substitute another album.

I'm not doing albums in order, but rather running two orders simultaneously one currently in the 50s and the one in the 90s - based on my prejudices about whether I'll fully appreciate an album in my current mood, or whether I'm sick of a particular sound that that sequence of albums seem stuck in.

By accident I'm using the 2005 edition of the book, rather than the 2008 or 2011 editions; but the extra albums from the '00s will give me a few substitutes.

Now everything I write about each album is my personal impression, which might be hugely disrespectful to a person or band who massively influenced the music I love. But that's tough. This book says I should listen to this album before I die, so I shall (if I can). But that doesn't mean I have to like the experience now.

I'm more than happy to accept options for substitute albums, and of course the 2-3 year challenge to listen to the entire list will probably end in failure when I get bored in a few months time.

Album:9: The Atomic Mr Basie

It would appear that Count Basie composed 1950s black and white TV show themes and incidental music.

Next.

1/10

Album 8: The chirpin crickets

Gorgeous.

Im not sure if this counts as throwaway bubblegum pop. If it does, then its the sort of throwaway thing that is rightfully collected in museums as examples of the beauty of previous ages.

7/10

Album 826: Everything must go

The album that everyone who went to University in my year had. Corridors in halls used to run sound experiments playing the album with people starting it off at at sub-second intervals.

And it's weathered quite well. A design for life remains one of the best songs the Manics ever did. Even the obscure songs - Interiors and Removables are better than I remember.

It's a shame that since then they've grown old.

Album 7: Songs for Swinging Lovers

An improvement on In The Wee Small Hours but I'm still not enjoying Frank. The songs are better but I just don't like Sinatra's style, and whilst "I've got you under my skin" is good enough, the rest of the album bores me.

I'm going to make no comment at all about the propriety of the title or the song "Making Whoopie".

2/10

Saturday, 13 August 2011

Album 6: Duke Ellington at Newport

I don't like jazz but, fair enough, this is quality stuff. Its not the clichéd music I've suffered before, this is an authentic live sound from the fifties.

Not entirely sure why he's in Wales, but a jazz fan would love this.

4/10

Album 746: Modern life is rubbish

A disappointing album, particularly when you hold it up against Suede's and Radiohead's debut albums, both released the same year. For a band that would go on to change their sound with every single in years to come. Everything here is still in development, not quite there. Even against other shoegazing bands of the time, it's still not great.

There's nothing particularly bad about, just repetitive. You can only use the gag of a silly tune that speeds up to breaking point once per album (Intermission and Commercial Break)

For Tomorrow and Resigned are fab songs standing out of an album which is a little bit rubbish.

5/10

Album 824: Maxwell's Urban Hangsuite

Bloody Awful.

Friday, 12 August 2011

Album 825 Tellin' Stories

Fourth album from a Madchester band that wasnt from Manchester and here are sounding very like another great almost-Manchester band of the nineties - The Stone Roses - only nowhere near as good.

Gone is the quirky nature of The Only One I know and Wierdo, instead an attempt at a sub-Paul Weller credible rock. One to another remains a decent song, but otherwise its an album a half dozen bands could have done better.

6/10

Album 827: Walking Wounded

I'm clearly not enjoying the 50s, but then would you expect a 50s Rock n Roller to enjoy HMS Pinafore?

So I'm moving forward to my own era, where there's lots of albums I know well. But not this one, by Everything but the Girl. Obviously I've heard the remix of Missing You to death, and like many bands that one hit repeated over and over again

This 1996 album by the band is a really nice crystaline chill-out indie-dance effort. Occasionally even an element of drum n bass in the electronic rhythm section. An all round good description of decent dance music just before the MEGA MEGA WHITE THING MEGA MEGA... of Underworld heralded the not-unwelcome mainsteam shift into mega-dance clubs and their anthems.

8/10

Album 5: This is Fats Domino

Dismal.

1/10

(Of course, this is one of the fathers of rock and rock and I'm by no means disrespecting the importance of what he's done in terms of evolving modern music. I just really really don't like this album. But it's preferable to Sinatra.)

Thursday, 11 August 2011

Album 4: the WILDEST!

Nearly everyone's heard Louis Prima sing. Yes, you have. No? He's the "King of Swingers" and the voice of King Louie (cunning character name there, Walt) who sings I wanna be like you in Disney's The Jungle Book.

This album is genuine big band swing stuff and it's really quite good. My 21st century ears know this sort of music from the likes of Robbie Williams's vanity project or Mambo number 5.

So whilst its not my sort of thing really, this is an album that stands out as an example of how great Swing can be.

Louis Prima – The Wildest! 6.5/10

Album 3: Tragic Songs of Life

Country and Western is the music of hell and The Louvin Brothers – Tragic Songs of Life is on Satan's iPod.

"What is a home without a baby? To love and to tease and adore?"
0/10

Album 2: Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley's debut album is pleasant enough to 21st century ears. I doubt Id ever listen to it again, as its not my sort of thing. The generalised warbling is off-putting but otherwise its an ok piece of 50s rock and roll. Blue suede shoes is the best thing on, and is much better than you remember it being after many many plays and imitations. Theres nothing to challenge his later classics, Suspicious Minds being my favourites

Debut album are always interesting, being a flavour of what theyre like before being part of the music industry conditions you.

5/10

Wednesday, 10 August 2011

1001 Albums: Album 1

Album 1: Frank Sinatra – In The Wee Small Hours

I listened to this last night, and already I've forgotten it. I just vague memory of it being very very dull. I've never liked Frank Sinatra, and I probably never will and this album just reinforces my impression of him.

0/10.

Tuesday, 9 August 2011

1001 Albums experiment

Here's a new experiment for you: Listen to the "1001 albums you must hear before you die" on spotify, ideally an album a day but no promising, and then post a short review after.


Thursday, 19 May 2011

Health Professionals on Twitter

I'm going to put down some rambling thoughts here on how health professionals use Twitter (and other social media) to communicate. It's been inspired mainly by a recent blog post by Mike Baldwin on boundaries on social media.

Health professionals share some particular characteristics, and yet there are a number of variations I've noticed between how they communicate through "social media". The main similarity is that we're people communicating reservedly. There's certain information we must hold back and there's certain information we should hold back. Patient confidential information, of course, is a big no-no and so is information that might, in the eyes of the public and of patients, damage the trust in healthcare providers. There are certain learning experiences that I've been involved in which might, to a lay-person, appear a shocking failure of health systems; and I would need to be careful how I explain those to put them into context. There are many healthcare organisations that have explained to staff that posting bad comments about their employers is a disciplinary offence.

But on to the variations, firstly twitter users vary between how much they involve their personal and professional lives. There are some pharmacists I follow that rarely mention their professional life. There are others who rarely mention their personal life. Part of this is identity (this is who I see myself) and part of this is digital persona (this is how you should me). Some show a wide variety of interests, some show a sharp focus of attention.

Secondly there's the element of control in how people communicate. Some twitter feeds are soulless outpourings of public relations speak, and some healthcare professionals appear to want to imitate this in a rose-tinted twitter feed of blissful professional satisfaction. Others love to hate their jobs or want to share their highs and lows, putting truth first. I follow both people of whom I'm sick of their whinging and people of whom I wish they'd be a bit more honest. Some of the extremely honest decide to mask their true identities behind pseudonyms, which is another big kettle of fish.

Thirdly there's the degree to which being a health professional affects their use of twitter. Communication to and from patients has been tried, others use it to share professional information or ICT knowledge and skills. Others just use Twitter for the standard hashtag games and musing about their lives.

Of course as well as these specific health professional traits, there's the usual variation in terms of how much new content people put on twitter as opposed to retweeting or posting links to existing websites; how chatty people are (how much they engage in conversation rather than just talking or just listening); and how people use twitter as part of a package of social media tools or in isolation from them.

Please leave a comment below if you've got any thoughts on things I've missed.

Tuesday, 10 May 2011

Having my cake and eating Apple: Music withme review

I make little secret that I'm not keen on Apple. I find their business approach a bit too controlled, a bit too "you can only play with your toys this way, we can't trust you not to break it".

I like breaking things, it's the best way to make new things. And so the more laissez-faire approach of the google-android side of the internet is a natural home for me. Whilst it is still controlled to a degree, it's more open to people questioning things like "why do I need to use iTunes to put music on my phone?"

Unfortunately for me, I wasn't always so much a disciple of the Cult of the Droid. I have songs on an iTunes account which for one reason or another, I'm having difficulty sourcing on CD or MP3. So they're in limbo, as my iPod touch (long story) broke a year and a week after purchase and I despair of iTunes as a media player.

Whereas on my Android phone I have 2 brilliant music players - 3 (aka cubed) and Spotify. But it narked me having purchased (sorry, contracted as a licensee or whatever the legal term is, I certainly don't own the music) these with gift-vouchers aplenty, I couldn't get my ears on them.

Until today. Today I started using an application named Music WithMe. Unfortunately it's the most clunkiest android application I've ever used, but bearing in mind it has to get around Apple protectionism, I can forgive it that.

Musicwithme requires the Android app first, then a Windows plugin which does something(not sure what) to upload data via Facebook to it's servers. If the service wasn't recommended to me by a Very Trusted Source, I'd be worried. In fact, I was still worried; so I created a fictious facebook account just to handle this process. It wasn't clear or intuitive how to put these details in - but eventually I worked it out. Well it didn't, but that was because the service was lagging without any indication that it was, but eventually it worked.

Add to the klunkiness that musicwithme application is an incredibly basic song player. It plays a song - that's it. It won't play many songs, just the one song you select. That's it.

But it does work. I can now sync every song on my purchased playlist wirelessly and for free to my android phone. So I am very happy bunny.

Of course 12 hours later, Google announced they were releasing an app (alas not to us outside the US) that does exactly the same - so it's probably worth holding out for their offer. But never mind that now, because on my android device, I can listen to my Tunes, having finally dropped the ubiquitious i.

Friday, 1 April 2011

Test

I'm thinking about going back to blogging, as opposed to microblogging. I need to write things down in more depth, with more permanency. Of course, Twitter has it's advantages, though.

Hallo wieder Twitter

Ok, I wasn't off as long as I thought from Twitter. I forgot that April fools was coming up so, and I recovered from "drinking from the firehose" (as some describe trying to keep up with the torrent of information) faster than I thought.

So I'm back, tweeting away in my own occasionally dim, occasionally dazzling manner. I've culled my following list quite a bit, and I won't be following it as much - so I won't be as annoyingly conversationalist as before, which might be a good thing.

Thanks to everyone who sent nice messages wondering if I was ill and hoping I'd come back. I'm fine, or at least as fine as I ever was, and I'm back where I always was: here.

Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Is twitter a game?

I'm currently having a break from Twitter. For various reasons, my energy level is significantly reduced; so I'm turning down the quantity of inputs.  Not that I dont still value all the people and great content on there, but when youre saving 15 links to ReadItLater every day, it can get a bit much.

One of the recent links I found interesting was an analysis on how Farmville seems directly constructed to take advantage of people's Sunk Cost Fallacy. This cognitive bias features when people don't let go of what they've already irretrievably lost and make bad decisions not on what's best for them now and in the future. Gamblers who've lost a million and keep going to try to win it back, countries that continue wars based on old and irrelevant grudges.

This made me wonder: Is twitter a game? Is getting followers and #FFs a score? Could  getting retweeted by Stephen Fry be the equivalent of gaining an Elite ranking?  Certainly webapps like Klout talk in terms of scores for various achievements.

I think maybe not, but certainly there's a gaming aspect which game theory could probably explain. Perhaps its the game of celebrity, of being noticed and influential. Perhaps its the game of being given your own radio station, and its a competition for market share and syndication (RTs)

What do you think?

Sunday, 27 March 2011

Auf wiedersehen Twitter

Dont know if anyone will notice or care, but Im off Twitter until further notice.

Monday, 21 March 2011

"I am prepared to complain"

How many times has this been retweeted: 'Japanese nuclear worker on the news: "I am prepared to die to avoid meltdown." Say it with me--I will not complain about my job today'.

You're all missing the point. Most people complain about their job because they feel them to be mediocre and insignificant. There's no heroism in spreadsheets and daily TPS reports.

Yet this guy is a hero. He has a higher calling, the safety of his community. He has the skills to deliver. He has the respect of his peers, who trust him to do his best and he will not disappoint them. He has a mission and the knowledge that should he lose his life now, he will die gloriously.

How many people's jobs will be glorious today? Isnt that worth complaining about?

Sunday, 20 March 2011

#kevssundaynightpopquiz

Some things are planned extensively. Some things just happen.

Tonight I created a pop quiz by mistake.

One thing I've found running quizzes before is that it's often hard to strip out the intonation from when you're quoting lyrics. The words either don't work any way other than the rhythm of the song, or just by accident you find you've accidentally said po-po-po-poker in a way that couldn't be Leonard Cohen. Posting lyrics on Twitter totally erases anything but the pure poetry that is the songs of Stock, Aitken and Waterman.

The answers are below, for anyone who played along:
1)I'm sorry son but we don't stock party gimmicks in this shop try X its quicker if you run this is a chemists
House of Fun by Madness

2)Like a river flows surely to the sea. Darling so it goes some things are meant to be
Can't help falling in Love by Elvis Presley

3)The coffin bangers were about to arrive with their vocal group the crypt digger 5
Monster Mash by Bobby "Boris" Picker

4) He was reminded that Dr Oppenheimer's optimism fell at the first hurdle
Waiting For The Great Leap Forwards Lyrics by Billy Bragg

5)You are my daily meat
You've got the love by Candi Statton & the source

6)Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards. I don't want the weekend to end
Friday by Rebecca Black (Apparently, I've never heard it)

7)You gotta take your time. You gotta say what you say. Don't let anybody get in your way
Roll with it by Oasis

8)He waves to greet them. Maybe? You can never be sure
Postman Pat by Postman Pat

9)Hey you, what do you see? Something beautiful, something free? Hey you, are you trying to be mean?
Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson

10)So I must go to las Vegas or Monaco. And win a fortune in a game
Money Money Money by Abba

Tuesday, 15 March 2011

What I meant to write about Japan

I often say things in the wrong way. For this I repeatedly apologise. And when it's to do with the deaths of thousands, the erasure from existence of whole cities and communities, and severe ecological and economic damage to a leading world nation - it's often better to keep my mouth shut.

However, when the earthquake struck last week in Japan I found a lot of people reacting to it in a different way to me. As an example, this came to me via Robert Llewellyn ()
RT @: It's days like these that you realize what you were planning on doing for the day is not so important TRUE

Now I didn't react this way. It didn't shake my beliefs, nor did make me feel small or the day's task seem more insignificant. And this isn't because I'm a sociopath, nor a meglomaniac who arrogantly believe in his manifest destiny, nor am I an insensitive jerk who thinks that just because people live far away that they don't suffer unimaginably in times like these.

I was struggling to put it into words, and then someone did it for me. This came from a mailing list this afternoon.

"Our time here is fleeting and no matter what we do we can never gain security or stability, they are illusions. Millionaires go bankrupt, young people get sick and and die, families split up, earthquakes wipe out entire towns. They are all just facts of life.

Being secure in life is impossible, but being secure in your own insecurity and mortality isn't. It's the latter that allows you to become a happier person, and paradoxically, more secure in yourself."

Now I don't agree with everything Tim Browson, the author of the message, writes; but this is probably the best I could have put the way that I felt about the situation.

I know in the ultimate scheme of things, my life and everything I care about are as temporary and as insignificant as a slice of fairy cake. This doesn't mean that I don't care. I care a lot. But I recognise the inevitable destruction of everything. That recognition gives me a better perspective on which to spend the time of my life; and I intend to carry on spending it doing the great things that I love and which matter to me.

Sunday, 30 January 2011

Are you the Real Deal? Twitter and Identity

This afternoon, something curious occurred on a Twitter account ascribed to the nation's biggest chain of pharmacies. It started me thinking about how we know who we are talking to and listening to in an age of rapid electronic communication.

The events and it's potential impact to Boots the Chemist's PR are covered very well by Louise Kidney elsewhere. Very briefly, protestors on Oxford street were sprayed with CS gas by a policeman, and staff at Boots aided the injured whilst waiting for an ambulance. What could have been a fairly nice "Boots employees are professionals who help out injured people" story took a twist when the Twitter account "@bootsmealdeal" posted the message "We at Boots are disgusted by police behaviour today."

So how do I know that this account represents the views of Boots the Chemists? The first thing that I and at least 3 others did was to examine the history of this account. All the tweets sounded reasonable and were internally consistent. It had the Boots homepage as the external URL for the account - it all seemed quite legitimate.

Then I followed this by searching the Boots website for any mention of twitter accounts: nothing. This made me suspicious.
So it would appear that my and a few others instinctive method for validating a messenger is to search for consistency -both internal consistency and consistency with other sources. Did others do the same or anything differently to determine whether to believe what the account what?

As it happens, shortly after that, the Twitter account in question mysteriously disappeared from the site. Anyone would think Boots' legal department had had a word with Twitter..